Friday, June 28, 2013

Signs You're Not Ready to be a Professional Writer

Here are a handful of examples that show you either aren't a writer, or that your current manuscript will be going nowhere. Some are actual examples from people I've helped out, others are from my own learning, and some are, hopefully, common sense. Don't fret though! This isn't written so much to poke fun at people (except maybe myself), rather it's a list that you want to use to evaluate and see if there's a mindset you need to change if you want to continue writing.


1. You fantasize more about writing than you actually write.

2. You don't even have a name for it yet.

3. You slam something out and then immediately ask someone to read it.



"Who is she insult Untitled. the epic I wrote in only two hours?
4. You have picked out the actors who will play the main roles of the movie adaptation.

5. You think it will be the next X (X being whatever is a best-seller. Twilight, Harry Potter, Hunger Games.)

6. You refuse to make any edits. This book is your baby!

7. You refuse to change any characters. They are your children!

8. You spend more time watching your Sim write a novel than you do actually writing a novel.

She wrote a bestseller!...but you still have only 5 pages on your own work. 


9. Writing feels too much like homework, and you never do your homework.

10. You will only accept your single short story to be published by an actual publisher, in hardback, no exceptions.

11. When someone critiques your story, you are crushed when they point out something wrong with it.

12. u r a bad speler

13. u hav bad gramer 2

14. You write in a genre because it's currently popular.

15. You write because you want to make gobs of money.

16. Once you finished writing, you're done, no changes needed at all.

17. You assume an editor will just fix everything.

18. You don't read.


Friday, June 21, 2013

Happy Birthday, Dusted! (Freebie Event!)

Dusted was published on June 22nd, 2012. Let's look at some statistics for fun.

Statistics? I'm so excited...
After an hour's work I was able to crunch the numbers provided to me by Amazon. Even though technically some of the money is in Euros and Yen and all that fun currency, I lumped it together because it would take much longer than an hour to figure out conversion rates. So, here they are, over the entire year I have come up with these three numbers.

Copies Sold: 92

Freebie Copies sold: 1,818

Money Made: $47.92

That's it. That's what has been said to me and what I have been passing along to other writers. That is the reality of income you should expect from writing. I bet lemonade stands make more money than that.

Those  little twerps...
Granted, sales of Dusted have slowly been gaining steam as the year has rolled along. For example, I made absolutely no sales in August 2012, whereas in February 2013 I sold 15 copies (and 3 Lender's Library Copies) and made $12.18. That's more than a fourth of my entire sales for the entire year that I made in a single month.

Here are some things I learned:

Cheap is Good

I used to sell Dusted for $1.99 and barely got any sales. Then I lowered it to $1.29. It wasn't until I started selling it for $.99 that I started to get a somewhat steady trickle of sales. One at a time. No one is going to want to pay more than $.99 for an indie author. Why should they? There are a ton of books out there just as indie as yours for only $.99, and they won't give yours a second look if its a penny more.


Free is Better

Every time I gave Dusted away for free I would suddenly get a rise in sales. I would get one or two for a week and, after a freebie event, they would rise up into the tens. If giving it away for free gets me more copies sold, so be it. Not only does it cause an initial rise, ever since my first freebie event, the steady trickle of sales have actually increased.

Set Freebie Events for Weekends

My first freebie event was over the course of 5 days, passing through a weekend. People got about as many freebie copies as the times I have had freebie events for only 2 or 3 days Friday through Sunday. Why? Because people are more likely to have time off on the weekend and that's when they will want to pick up a book, or even just "window shop" on the Internet.

When thinking about Weekends, consider holidays, too. If your book is of a certain genre that can be geared toward a specific holiday, use that to your advantage. I set Dusted to have a freebie event during Halloween last year because it was a paranormal book, and people tend to get in the mood to read certain genres at certain times of the year. You don't see people reading a Christmas Romance on the Fourth of July. However, if your book manages to hold its own without being holiday dependent, you can consider making a freebie event on any holiday. Dusted would work just as well during Thanksgiving weekend as it would on Easter.

So here's to some good luck, and continued sales, for another year, and to celebrate, Dusted will be free today and Saturday (June 22 - 23) Enjoy!

Friday, June 14, 2013

What's in a Name?

Character names are a big deal, some have become incredibly well known (Harry Potter, Katniss Everdeen, Bella Swan), but how do they come about?

When a writer friend and I were talking about our character names it made me really sit down and think about them, as well as think of some advice if you find yourself needing to come up with one. Here are a few examples of how I came up with some names.

When I began writing Dusted I wasn't sure what I would name any of the characters (except for Gemma). The name Crystal had been bouncing in my head for a while to use as a character in one of my stories, so I began with that. Only moments later did I think having the last name as Ball would be hilarious. A witch named Crystal Ball was perfect, and it set the tone nicely for the kind of occasional-comedy I wanted Dusted to be.

Jaden was a little lazy and on the fly for a name, I'll admit, so there's not too much backstory to it. The only thing I wanted was a non-werewolf kind of name. The problem with names is that they're too fitting for the character sometimes, but when you think about it, your name is more of a reflection of your parents and their choices for you. The name Jaden is an example of their mother's New Age rearing of them.

Gemma, meanwhile, was a name I knew I was going to have for a vampire. Gemma is actually the screen name of a friend I met in an MMO game. She was a die-hard, Team Edward, Twilight fan from the south where people say "Pee-can pie" and watch NASCAR while eating fried chicken (her words, not mine). I seriously considered making Gemma (the character) Southern as a nod to her, but a Southern vampire already existed in both the House of Night series and the Sookie Stackhouse/True Blood series, so it would not only be unoriginal these days, but an outright rip off in the eyes of readers.

Moonbeam, Crystal and Jaden's mom, was probably the most fun to come up with. I mentioned before that sometimes names can be too fitting, and I wanted the perfect name for their mom that would be not only be silly, but outright eye roll-inducing. In the first couple of drafts she was actually named Skystar, but it was too awkward. After throwing some ideas around the family, my own mom threw out the idea for Moonbeam, and it stuck. Later, I realized it was fantastic because then it gave me the opportunity for the nickname Moony, which is incredibly fitting.

Although it is never mentioned in Dusted, Gemma's mother is named Joy. This is meant as somewhat black humor on my part.

Rarely, I use a name with an actual meaning. Ophelia is a derivative of the Greek word for "help" and was a name I used for a guardian angel character in a story that will likely never see the light of day.

In a yet-unnamed story I have twin sisters, Sophia and Minerva, they are the names of the Greek and Roman goddesses of Wisdom.

The best advice I can offer for names is this: Keep it Simple.

When I was growing up any pets we had were limited by a naming rule: It had to be 2 syllables at the most. Mister Muffin Pants is a bit of a mouthful for calling your cat, for example, and when naming characters, it will be equally a handful when you're typing it out all day.

The more main the character is, the simpler the name you want to have. If you must have a long, complicated name, consider having a quick nickname. Sir Durand Vaughn Elias isn't just nicknamed Durry because Crystal is trying to press his buttons, let me tell you (but at the same time his long, elaborate name suggests his haughty nature.)

Limit the first letter of names to one per character

The Host by Stephanie Meyer is a good example of why you should do this. In The Host you have Jared, Jamie and Jeb, which, though not quite main, are all pretty major characters. I often found myself getting confused as to which character was which.

Rhyming names are also bad. Dess, Jess, and Melissa are unintentional rhymes in the Midnighters series by Scott Westerfield, of which he addresses.

Finally, don't be afraid to use a random name generator.

Seriously, not every character you make is going to be a Special Snowflake that needs a totally fitting or original name. Some of my best names have been from random name generators, and you can always use it as a place-card until you find a better one.

Friday, June 7, 2013

Never Annoy a Writer on a Bad Day

You might just get a really honest answer...

Consider selling merchandise that will not go out of style in 5 days. The Internet meme merchandizing of recent times has caused me to visit this business less and less often, while the climbing prices only add insult to injury. "Tasteful" has never been a word to describe this business, and I never minded that, but in the last few years the term "Dignity" not only died, its corpse was dug back up, beaten with a shovel, and then slapped on an ironic T-shirt that costs $25 or more.

Although, when I think about it, maybe I should have switched dignity and tasteful.